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Tuesday, November 1st, 2005
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8:46 pm - You'd Think They'd Learn
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Well, this baby's going friends-only for a while. Some people just can't be happy with what they've already got... tsk, tsk.
If you're still interested in reading the rantings and ravings, talk to me at school or e-mail me at thelonecorbie@gmail.com.*
*Disclaimer: Talking to Flynn is undertaken at the speaker's own risk. Talking to Flynn includes, but is not limited to, e-mailing Flynn, addressing a query to Flynn, greeting Flynn, or wishing Flynn a nondenominational Happy Holiday. Flynn is not obligated to answer any of the above. In the event that Flynn does choose to answer you, the speaker is aware that he/she may not like what Flynn has to say. Any advice Flynn gives is highly suspect and should not be followed.
Speaking to Flynn is illegal in forty-seven and a half states and Canada. Flynn is not liable for any emotional injury sustained while talking to her. Flynn is not responsible for any adverse scenario caused by speaking to her or following her advice. Flynn is not responsible for acts of God/Goddess/Satan/The Flying Spaghetti Monster incurred by speaking to her or by following her advice.
Speaking to Flynn may produce a number of side effects, including confusion, dizziness, nausea, rapid weight loss, rapid weight gain, debilitating social awkwardness, heart palpitations, unsightly body hair, mysterious warts, rashes, or discharges, aversion to sunlight, lowered self-esteem, garlic breath, repetition of dead baby jokes, a desire to vote for the Green Party, nuclear war, famine, plague, SARS, obsession with Willem Dafoe, and the rise of C'thulhu from the vasty deeps.
For your own safety, please take all appropriate precautions when speaking to Flynn. Use gloves, goggles, and apron; keep a safe distance from Flynn at all times. Avoid speaking to Flynn near open flames. Do not attempt to feed Flynn. Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times when speaking to Flynn. Leave Flynn in the upright and locked position when exiting--and please, no flash photography.
Young children, the elderly, pregnant women, and bass clarinet players should not speak to Flynn. If you have a heart condition or are a Christian Conservative, please consult your doctor before speaking to Flynn. Be sure you have at least eight hours to waste before initiating conversation with Flynn. Flynn is best taken in small doses after meals. If at any time while speaking to Flynn you experience a sharp pain in the testicles, stop the conversation at once and seek immediate medical attention.
Flynn categorically and completely denies any connection to the Illuminati, the Rosicrucians, the Masons, the Satanists, the Green World eco-terrorists, or the 2008 Democratic presidential campaign of John Kerry.
The words of Flynn are under pending copyright. Any unauthorized reproduction of the words of Flynn is punishable by being whacked with a herring.
Quote of the Day: Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.
current mood:  chipper
current music: Paloalto--"Fade Out/In"
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